Tue 12 Dec 2006
What you are seeing right here is what years of alcohol abuse can do to a man.
Lairdette is one of those riders who seems to always be consistantly pissed and still manages to nail some respectable times, if you can all think back to the Hi-Way cup in 2003 i think it was, the night before bukit and him and some other ferals hired a Jacuzzi at Bukits and they drank a shit load of “Mikes Hard Lemonade” with basically no sleep Lairdette turns up at Rokos hill on race day and busts out a few runs on the hill and in his pants then has a spew and then he proceeded to school the entire field to take the overall fastest time and takes the Cup, Lairdettes name was etched in history that day fuck knows how he did it but he looked totally rooted.
This month its Lairdettes turn, when I called him he had just clocked of and was in the bus heading back to the Dongas but he didnt want to answer my questions while his tough buddies where there, so I called him 20 minutes later and this is what he had to say.
Pdmbc: What are your specs? Laird: Andrew McGregor Laird born 27/11/81
Pdmbc: Where were you born and where do you live now? Laird: Born in Hospital now I live at home
Pdmbc: What do you do for a shilling? Laird: Build this great country
Pdmbc: What do you sit on when you go down? Laird: Pavement
Pdmbc: What do you drive? Laird: Automobile
Pdmbc: Wheres your favourite place to ride? Laird: In the bedroom
Pdmbc: Got a sheila? Laird: Nah
Pdmbc: Anyone inspire you? Laird: Myself
Pdmbc: Whats your newest piece of kit? Laird: My new 2 to 1 Foes
Pdmbc: Whats your favourite part? Laird: Me
Pdmbc: Favourite pub? Laird: Anywhere that serves cold piss
Pdmbc: What cant you say no to? Laird: Breathing
Pdmbc: Jocks or Boxxers? Laird: Free range
Pdmbc: Berms or tight turns? Laird: Neither
Pdmbc: Step ups or step downs? Laird: Down
Pdmbc: Most rated liquid? Laird: Amber
Pdmbc: If you could what would you change to make you better? Laird: Get new friends
Pdmbc: Whats the last thing you do before you go to bed? Laird: Try and find it
Pdmbc: Whats in your pockets now? Laird: Fuck all
Pdmbc: What are you wearing? Laird: Boardys
Pdmbc: What scares you? Laird: Getting beaten by triggaz
Pdmbc: Lube or Rough rider? Laird: Whatever
Pdmbc: If you could eat anything right now what would it be? Laird: Muff
Pdmbc: What was your first Downhiller? Laird: Orange Norco
Pdmbc: Whats your favourite saying? Laird: Who cares
Pdmbc: What are your plans for the future? Laird: Dominate
Pdmbc: Whats your worst habit? Laird: Denying myself alcohol
Pdmbc: How fast have you been? Laird: 270 in the emergency lane in the M3 that you borrowed from work
Pdmbc: If you could spend a night with anyone who would it be? Laird: Doctor Who
Pdmbc: Clips or flats? Laird: Only gays wear clips
Pdmbc: Whats for dinner? Laird: What ever the cook serves up, followed by icecream
Pdmbc: Ribbed or Super thin? Laird: Thin you have got to be selfish
Pdmbc: Whats guaranteed to make you fart? Laird: Listening to Bukit dribble piss and wind
Pdmbc: Pick one: Good Meal, Good Massage, Good Girl, Good Shit? Laird: Good shit
Pdmbc: Any dreams you want to make into reality? Laird: Getting out of here
Pdmc: Favourite place to travel? Laird: Where ever the piss flows free
Pdmbc: Biggest bar tab you have ever clocked up? Laird: I shouted the bar at the Obh one night fuck knows what that cost me, but all on my own it would be about $700 or so
Pdmbc: Whats the most important thing in your life? Laird: Doctor Swan
Pdmbc: Whats the worst injury you have had? Laird: DEnted my pride
Pdmbc: If you found $1000 what would you do with it? Laird: Put it on the bar
Pdmbc: Blondes, Brunnettes, Reds, Greys? Laird: Blondes
Some massive shed thingy Laird is working on the half circle thing in the middle is where the trains drive in and it pick up the train and tips it upside down to empty the load.
Some massive bridge thingy aswell.