“Word Up”

Joey-G Dwellingups own “Original Gangstar” never seen the dogg saddle up but he always brings the goods to the game, Joey-G’s style is the maddest mofo your going to come across he parks Bukit in the disabled bay then goes medievil on his sorry ass, he couldnt be any harder even if you painted him black, which he would probably enjoy, then he would have an excuse to cold ice you with his AK, if you want something fixed Joey-G is your solution, day or night this cat never rests so dont mess, you can find him sippin on the potion and hitting the 3 wheel motion in between drive byes and getting whacked on the chronic, he is bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher in other words sucker there is no other he’s the one and only Joey-G.

Pdmbc: What are your specs? Joey-G:Joseph Goncalves 17.09.1979 9″ x 4″ Girth
Pdmbc: Where were you born and where do you live now? Joey-G:Born Pini, Livin in D-Town
Pdmbc: What do you do for a shilling? Joey-G:Leisure consultant
Pdmbc: What do you sit on when you go down? Joey-G:The edge of the bed
Pdmbc: What do you drive? Joey-G:EL Xr8
Pdmbc: Wheres your favourite place to ride? Joey-G:Langtrees
Pdmbc: Got a sheila? Joey-G:Never
Pdmbc: Anyone inspire you? Joey-G:Mickey-B Staunch
Pdmbc: Whats your newest piece of kit? Joey-G:The old Norco 250
Pdmbc: Whats your favourite part? Joey-G:The breast
Pdmbc: Favourite pub? Joey-G:Left Bank
Pdmbc: What cant you say no to? Joey-G:Back Bum
Pdmbc: Jocks or Boxxers? Joey-G:Commando
Pdmbc: Berms or tight turns? Joey-G:Tight turns
Pdmbc: Step ups or step downs? Joey-G:Steppin it up
Pdmbc: Most rated liquid? Joey-G:Mid Izzle’s
Pdmbc: If you could what would you change to make you better? Joey-G:Remove some length to help the girls
Pdmbc: Whats the last thing you do before you go to bed? Joey-G:Rip the top of it
Pdmbc: Whats in your pockets now? Joey-G:Keys
Pdmbc: What are you wearing? Joey-G:Wife Basher
Pdmbc: What scares you? Joey-G:Knowing that one day I might slip and not keep it real
Pdmbc: Lube or Rough rider? Joey-G:Ruff Ryder
Pdmbc: If you could eat anything right now what would it be? Joey-G:Jenna Jammeson
Pdmbc: What was your first Bike? Joey-G:Old school Chopper with the orange flag and bar tassells
Pdmbc: Whats your favourite saying? Joey-G:Wasnt me
Pdmbc: What are your plans for the future? Joey-G:Cash up
Pdmbc: Whats your worst habit? Joey-G:Keeping it real
Pdmbc: How fast have you been? Joey-G:240 in the old ESP
Pdmbc: If you could spend a night with anyone who would it be? Joey-G:Jenna-J
Pdmbc: Clips or flats? Joey-G:Flats
Pdmbc: Whats for dinner? Joey-G:Joogs
Pdmbc: Ribbed or Super thin? Joey-G:Doesnt count if you wear one
Pdmbc: Got a Gun? Joey-G:Two of them connected to my shoulders
Pdmbc: Best pick up line? Joey-G:Is the Rohypnol kicking in?
Pdmbc: Whats guaranteed to make you fart? Joey-G:Wendy’s garlic marron
Pdmbc: Pick one: Good Meal, Good Massage, Good Girl, Good Shit? Joey-G:Good girl coz they like the Back Bum
Pdmbc: Any dreams you want to make into reality? Joey-G:Pimpin
Pdmc: Favourite place to travel? Joey-G:The local
Pdmbc: Biggest bar tab you have ever clocked up? Joey-G:9 hunge
Pdmbc: Whats the most important thing in your life? Joey-G:My EL
Pdmbc: Whats the worst injury you have had? Joey-G:Broken collar bone
Pdmbc: If you found $1000 what would you do with it? Joey-G:Put it up my nose
Pdmbc: Blondes, Brunnettes, Reds, Greys? Joey-G:Brunettes
Pdmbc: Favourite Tool? Joey-G:Podgy Bar
Pdmbc: Ever been locked up? Joey-G:Yes
Pdmbc: Got any party tricks? Joey-G:Yes iam the master at the cicle of death
Pdmbc: Biggest thing you have ever caught? Joey-G:The clap nah!
Pdmbc: Did you eat it? Joey-G:No she did
Pdmbc: Whats on your I-pod? Joey-G:Phat Beats

Big shout out to the D-Town Boyz and thanks Draino for the Word Up and Triggaz for spotting my talent.